It's joke time yet again. Got some blonde jokes, and a few sick jokes perhaps. I hope you people don't have something against blonde jokes.
A blonde walks into a library, goes up to the librarian at her desk and says "Hi, can I have a pie, some chips and a coke please."J
The librarian looks at her confused, and says "Pardon me ma'am, could you just say that again please?"
"Can I have a pie, some chips and a coke Please." says the blonde, getting a bit irritated.
"Um.. Im sorry," replies the librarian, thinking she's heard wrong, "please just repeat that once more."
The blonde is now getting very annoyed, and basically shouts "Can I have a pie. Som chips. And a coke please!!"
The librarian looks at her and says "but ma'am, this is a library!"
So the blonde looks around, embarassed and whispers, "Oh sorry! Can I have a pie, some chips and a coke please!
Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobies!
Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?
He fell in the sink.
When is 6+6=61 true?
When you make a mistake.
What's a fly without wings?
A walk.
There were two fish in the tank. One fish said '' Do you have any idea how to drive this thing...? ''
I once went to a crematorium which gave discounts for burn victims.
A neutron went into the bar and asked for a drink. He ask the bartender how much does the drink cost. The bartender said '' For you? No charge!''
What did 0 say to 8?
Why are you wearing your belt so tightly?
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog."
And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate."
The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair."
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said "Karate my ass!"
What did a picture say to the wall?
First they frame me, then they hang me.
What do you call a jacket on fire?
A blazer.
What do you call a Fish with no eye???
Fffsssssshhhhhhh.
Just another video. Maybe you guys watched it before, but just watch it again. Nice singing,actually.
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2008
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nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
